Author's Note
1. Reveille, 1978
2. Oh, Pioneers, 1955-1956
3. No Good-byes, 1978
4. One Happy Little Family, 1956-1964
5. CSI: Crime Scene Ineptitude
6. Uncle Daddy, 1964-1965
7. Round Up the Usual Suspects, 1978
8. Zero to Ninety, 1965-1966
9. Seeing Orange, 1978
10. Living la Vita Hogan, 1967
11. Happy Father's Day, 1978
12. Divorce, Tarzana Style, 1968-1969
13. Loose Nukes, 1978
14. Love in a Time of War, 1969-1970
15. Don't Make Waves, 1970-1971
16. War Is Over, 1971-1972
17. Beacon in the Storm, 1972
18. Heeeere's Jackie!!! 1972–1975
19. The Family Photo Album, 1975
20. Take the Bunny and Run, 1976-1977
21. Scottsdale Redux, 1978
22. Heeeere's Bobby!!!
23. There Ain't No Stinkin' Closure! 1979-1980
24. For Members Only, 1981-1982
25. Kari, 1982-1985
26. Bobby Ten Hats, 1986
27. Crane in the Hutch, 1986
28. Going to War, 1986-1988
29. Full-Fledged Chongo, 1989
30. Groundhog Day, Scottsdale, 1990
31. Bob's Candy Shoppe, 1990
32. John, John, Jack, and Johnny, 1990-1991
33. Murder Cases Never Close, 1991
34. Planes, Cars, and Roller Coasters
35. Just a Speck, 1992
36. Go and Stop, 1992
37. The Beat Goes On, 1992-1993
38. Hostage No More, 1993
39. Adios, Amigo, 1993-1994
40. Judgement at Scottsdale, 1994
41. Ninety to Zero, 1994-1995
42. Yet Another Cold Call, 1996
43. Same Shit, Different Century, 2000-2001
44. Out of Focus, 2001-2002
45. Nature Morte, 2003-2007
46. Taps, 2009
Acknowledgments
Appendix A: Bob Crane Interviewed by John Carpenter for an X-Rated "Swingers'" Magazine, 1969
Appendix B: Robert Crane and John Carpenter Telephone Call Transcript, 1978
Appendix C: Robert Crane's Letter to Sony Pictures Classics Legal Department Addressing Auto Focus Script, 2002
Appendix D: Robert Crane's Piece for Auto Focus Website, 2002
Appendix E: HWY 111: Bob Crane's Ten Stupid Questions, 2003
Index